You’ll
annoy him, he’ll drive you nuts and being married also means additional
dirty socks and occasionally finding the toilet seat up,
but what is another set of coffee cups to tidy up for lovelier days
coming up?
Top 10 add-ons of the matrimonial seal
1)
If
you’re slightly embarrassed with your family name taking his would be the chance
to glamorize – you can have it hyphenated anyway if it’s otherwise.
2)
His
warmth is the next best thing to a good book and hot chocolate on a rainy day or
a lazy weekend afternoon you don’t feel going out.
3)
Somebody
else can drive to the grocery and pick up butter and capsicum when they ran
out or an ice cream pint for a midnight delight.
4)
It’s
cheaper - because you have to split the household bill or if he lets you take
control of that plastic card, it sounds even better.
5)
You
share your assets - so when your laptop suddenly breaks down, you can use his to
update your FB stat.
6)
You
can divide the household chores and schedule emptying the trash. If the faucet
leaks or light has to be replaced, first aid and help are on hand.
7)
You
have
someone to zip your dress, fold your sleeves, assure your colours don’t
clash and check if you have put on too much blush – because you also
have a responsibility to avoid blinding other people with your
accessories and make up.
8)
You
don’t go home to an empty flat – and if the day has been rough and you just
want to cry it out, you have someone to listen to your rants when your girl friend
is not around.
9)
You
have someone to cuddle at night or curl up with in an early morning a bad dream
wakes you up.
10) You’re entitled to a paid maternity
leave on your 9th month.
